You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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