I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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