Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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