i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just had sex bonerless
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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