Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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