and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize