Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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