Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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