so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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