its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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