if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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