is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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