There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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