super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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