You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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