Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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