idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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