Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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