So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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