But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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