4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You're so nebulous sometimes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
