glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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