just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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