Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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