She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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