shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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