And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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