Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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