His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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