her vagine was all disorganized.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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