It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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