i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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