This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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