operation harelip BJ is a go
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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