Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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