just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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