I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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