Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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