ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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