I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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