God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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