Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
