He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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