it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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