i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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