Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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