I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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