Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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