You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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