i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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