On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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