Small penises have feelings too.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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