I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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